THE GREATEST GIFT and a SURPRISE (!) UNDIE-VENTURE
The Greatest Gift didn’t arrive wrapped — except for a tangled web of memories and gossamer wisps of uncommon frames of reference. …
Tag Archives: Humor
THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Why is it so dang hard to write a blog after a six month slugfest hiatus? I have a plethora of things …
SPRITZERS FOR TWO IN THE LOO…More Cowbell UnPoopular Cure
LETTER FROM CAMP SNARKY GLOB Dear Mama Jen, How are you? I am fine. The weather has been good. My lower-bunk roommate …
MILKING THE MORE COWBELL CHRONICLES…without Uttering Udderly
The traveling More Cowbell Chronicles landed on my give-that-to-me-NOW tantrum plate (right below sex with Tom Selleck when he sits beside me in First Class someday and …
Your Honor, Would I Be Held in Contempt of Court if I….& Loo-Brary Snark
This is The Question I Never Asked, and it haunts me. Why? Posed as a question, it would have been …
IT’S HOWDY BLOOPER TIME! JAKE from STATE FARM? Meet DOUG from MetLife
I know there are followers who yanked televisions from their homes years ago. Were I so inclined, this would be …
WHY ARE THE POLICE SITTING LIKE BUMPS ON MY PICKLE?
I love MY Starbucks Store. It’s invariably filled with talented, educated, creative people. People who are going places. Some of the customers …
EVER LOST YOUR BRAIN’S REMOTE(st) CONTROL?…my Corporate America Bloopers
It happens to the best of us. Mouths move while brains chew on big ole’ wads of stale salt-water taffy. At some …
IMPROV, BOOGERS, WEDGIES, and Pimping Nigel Blackwell
For those who follow blogs I frequent, you know I attended the DFW Writers Workshop (aka DFW Con) this month. …
THE SPATCHCOCK WONKIPEDIA…Google Expressly Prohibited
Welcome to The Spatchcock Wonkipedia, dedicated to exploring the English language as used in the United States, Canada, in Britain; …
