Many who follow blogs I frequent have met the comment genius of Zack Kullis, G-Man (!), FBI under(space optional)cover operative.
He frequently leaves KA-SHNORT worthy comments, titillating double entendre word play, and…
He is always up for a good BJ.
BLOG-JACK, people!
When I see his profile picture in the LIKE row on blogs, I get a hiccup of glee, because I know we’re either game on (!) for a blog-jack, or I’m about to read a well-thought, and artfully expressed opinion about a serious topic.
NOTE: This is a special picture he sent from a charity event in which he participated several years ago.
Zack Kullis is more complex, and diverse than most see in his comments.
On his blog, Flashbangs and Fiction, I found a talented, eloquent writer capable of writing short fiction, position articles, and tongue-in-cheek prose with equal proficiency. My first exposure to his fiction was a short story titled A Tale of Darkess – Fictitious or Not?
That was my first peek at the world(s) and countries Zack knows intimately.
More recently, he fell victim to a blog-jack on Flashbangs and Fiction [*whistling*] when he published an article titled Pricey Poo Brew.
And, there’s more.
Zack also has an official author website for his debut Indie ePub Smite the Damned and upcoming sequel, Realm Crossing.
When Keith Da Silva finally confronts the circumstances surrounding his mother’s death, his eyes are opened to the darkness that is waging an ancient war against humanity. Keith is physically confronted by demonic forces, shattering his view of reality, and fights for his life with beings that live on pain and death.
In Smite the Damned, legions of spirits and demons fight alongside an ancient evil, the Nephilim, that have been hiding among their human prey. Keith is asked to help keep the dark forces at bay, and becomes a hunter of the damned. But, his role as a hunter soon brings anguish and death to his family and friends. With only a few people to help, Keith takes the battle to the forces of the Dark Lord, and ultimately, is pulled into a fight within a grand demon’s personal realm.
FIND Smite the Damned on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. Go on. Click the linky-love. You know you want to!
AND NOW! The AUTHOR INTERVIEW (I get to be purple. Zack is as black in print as his villains.)
Smite the Damned engaged me on a theological, spiritual, and philosophical level with biblical references and villains who morphed from dark angels. It made the story darker. How did you come to bring that element to your work?
That’s a great question. When I started this story, I had a concrete idea of who the protagonist was. But the dark element developed a little more slowly. Once it started to evolve, however, it took a life of its own and I became a scribe. I’ve long thought that acting against knowledge or understanding has the ability to twist an individual’s core values and beliefs into something wretched and monstrous
As an F.B.I. agent, you’ve likely had adventures most of us can’t imagine. Did you ever consider fictionalizing some close-to-reality plots based on cases in which you’ve been involved? If not, why?
The short and immediate reply to this is no. I don’t want to run the risk of exposing things that shouldn’t be exposed. My job and my writing will never cross paths, mostly for operational security. Besides, it would be too easy. It would take all of the creative flare out of the story-telling process.
As I’ve come to know you, I find you have a wonderful sense of humor and are down-to-earth (although I wouldn’t want to stare down the barrel of your weapon in dark alley). Why thriller/horror as your genre of choice?
First of all, thank you. Thriller, horror, paranormal and fantasy were the genres that filled my head through my childhood. I quickly became bored with books that didn’t elicit some strong emotions. When I read, I want to get into something that will pull me in, gnaw on me, and then spit me out as an emotionally charged and tweaked guy. Writing is the same. I believe (and hope) that I can inject the reader with emotions and energy.
You have an aptitude for languages and fluently speak many. Did you learn from immersion in these cultures, or are your language skills part of the reason you chose this profession? Can you share with us how many languages you speak, and which is your favorite?
I do speak a number of languages. A vague reply, I know. I moved around a bit as I grew up (including some foreign countries). Learning to manipulate my tongue/speech and understanding the culture was important to me because I always wanted to seem like a local. How many do I speak? Well, I can communicate anywhere between Canada and Argentina, in at least half of Europe, in parts of Africa and Asia, and some places in the Middle East. A favorite language? That’s tough, I enjoy them all. It would be a toss-up between Arabic and Portuguese.
In Smite the Damned, and in some of your blog articles, you speak with eloquence, respect, and love of other cultures; their history and heritage. How many countries have you visited? Were most of these part of your many assignments, or are you a natural adventurer when you aren’t on duty?
I’m fascinated by other cultures. The more time I spend around people in other cultures and environments, the more I want to know and experience. How many have I visited? Quite a few (sorry if that’s a little vague). As far as that last question, I’d say it’s a bit of both. I’m very adventurous.
Do ever truly go off duty?
Nope. I will when I retire. 😉
Have you had cases where you felt it was too bizarre to be sold as a story plot and theme?
Yes. Reality can be so strange at times that it would seem absurd when found in a book. A number of cases I have worked on have involved people so monstrous that I wouldn’t even want to try to write about what they did. Or why. As odd as it might sound, I would rather write stories about demons and malicious paranormal beings than about their human counterparts that are often much more wicked. Maybe it’s my way of trying to insert some decency into a humanity that sometimes flails hopelessly at the edge of morbid fanaticism.
If writers wanted to call on you as a Subject Matter Expert on the inner workings of the F.B.I., what type of information would you be able to share with us? Bureaucratic structure? Scope of F.B.I. versus other federal agencies? Plausibility of evidence and DNA testing?
I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to do this. I try to separate my bureau-self with my author-self. And to be honest with you, I wouldn’t be able to do this anyway.
When you relax, what do you enjoy doing (aside from the obvious ;-))? What books/genres do you read?
I love to travel, go fishing, hunting, backpacking, riding motorcycles, reading, writing, snorkeling, site-seeing, listening to music, and all sorts of stuff. When I read, I tend to read horror, thriller, urban fantasy, paranormal, etc.
Do you have cases (unsolved or otherwise) that haunt you? To what extend is writing a way to vent those frustrations and purge the memories? Do unsolved cases ever hit your brain’s cold case lockbox?
I don’t have any unsolved cases. But things I have seen, experienced and witnessed haunt me with some frequency. There are smells and sights that I will never get out of my head. Writing is a great way to vent and purge. Between my writing and my time in the gym, I’m able to keep a pretty tenacious hold on my sanity.
When I write, I connect some of my own life experiences to the plot, protagonist, and other main characters. Your hero, Keith, was bullied and ignored for much of his childhood, but I love that he chose to keep his non-violent nature, yet focus on building physical strength. He also likely has a genius level IQ based on internalizations. How much of “you” is in Keith’s back story?
With the exception of IQ, there is quite a bit of me in Keith. On top of moving around a fair amount, I was also much smaller than any of the other kids in school. In fact, I didn’t begin to hit puberty until I was nearly done with high school. (gym class was hell) There were guys sporting facial hair and that had reached their physical apex when I was just starting to notice hair starting to sprout around my unmentionables. It was horrible. Girls? I constantly heard “you’re such a nice guy” from the girls in school, but I couldn’t pay somebody to go out with me. I didn’t go to any dances because no girl in their right mind wanted to be seen going out with a kid that looked like their youngest brother. When I was about 26 I started to hit what I felt was physical normalcy. Keith and I have quite a bit in common.
Did you marginally humanize your villains because that’s the way you see them on the job? The worst of the worst, that is.
I wanted the villains to be a combination of the horrific side of humanity and supernatural wickedness. When I wrote, I wanted people to absolutely loath the villains.
You write chilling villains and are a master at world-building. My guess is the traits of the villains may be a composite of the no-longer-human people you hunt, cage or kill, and your world-building is enhanced by your extensive travel, fascination with, immersion in, and respect for other cultures. True?
Thank you, Gloria. That is quite the compliment. Yes, that is true.
While the main plot doesn’t center around this topic, it’s one I personally feel passionate about. Your hero shares my dislike of wars and atrocities committed by religious zealots. I believe all religions have a Higher Power — no matter what name they choose call him (her). When we begin to accept those extremists as the standard for all practitioners of that religion, it belittles our own beliefs. That’s my opinion. Yours?
I think it is good for people to believe in something that will give them hope, that will give them purpose, and that helps them want to be better people. But there are those who want to control and usurp, and they know that if they can do this under the guise of being directed by a Higher Power, that they can exploit the beliefs of otherwise good people and get them to do monstrous things in the name of faith. In my opinion, extremism, whether religious, political, etc., is stupid. Yes, I agree with you.
Phew! Quite a man, our G-man! And, now let’s show Zack some Glob love. Question, comment or just say “HI!”
Okay, now I’ll try to get my head around all of this in order to comment. First, thank you Gloria for a very different interview. Second, thank you Zack for your candid responses. I love that you can use the part of your own humanity to create characters and worlds … in a way when we do this we complete ourselves. Love your take on violence, war and religion. You both pretty much pushed all my buttons.
What is the most striking about the horror, thriller genre is the strong moral compass inserted by many who write the genre. I see Zack’s need to use that as a means of communicating so much of what is broken in our human moral compass. I don’t agree with some who say this is new … cruelty is older than dirt … but what is new is how a particular writer sets their characters and worlds back in sinc.
Thanks again to both of you 🙂
I, too, admire that Zack uses writing to rid himself — to the degree that he can — of the horror he’s witnessed. I gotta’ tell you, if his real-life villains are as bad-a$$ as those he puts in his books, there is good reason for me to worry when he goes off loop on assignment.
And, even more reason for me to bless those who fight behind the scenes for us.
Love that he never, ever loses his penchant for writing and his humor hits slay me! It gets pretty bad when we try to out double-entendre each other on a blog-jack.
Blog-jacking and trying to have a battle of the double-entendre wits with Gloria is tantamount to mud wrestling with an alligator. She is as sly as she is funny. 😉
Thanks Ramblings! 😉 Being candid is the best way to be.
You are so right – “in a way when we do this we complete ourselves.” Thank you, and I’m glad we could push your buttons.
Nice to meet you, Zack. Knowing Gloria’s newfound fascination a certain type of G-quality unmentionables, I didn’t know what to expect from her ‘G’-man. But anyone who’s fallen into Gloria’s orb has got to be witty and fun. And you are.
Hooked, I tell you, hooked! And then you mentioned haunted. Haunting takes many forms and I’m equally chilled and drawn to both the spectral hauntings and stories of regret, and strive to craft my characters in that light.
Don’t know whether to ka-shnort! or *blush* over your “…G-quality unmentionables…”, Sherry. Eh. What the hey. I put it all out there…on my BLOG! Geesh!
Ka-shnort!
You, my friend, write stellar and haunting tales — both in your short stories and the novels I’ve been blessed to beta read.
The pleasure is mine, Sherry. Gloria’s G-quality unmentionables with a G-man, that does beg for some `splaining…
Thank you for the compliment. I enjoy being around witty and funny individuals, and only hope I can provide a similar kind of entertainment.
“You had me at haunted…” I MUST check out your stuff!!
Go ‘head, Zack. It’s your day to play. You get to do the ‘splainin’.
Why do you think I get so tickled each time I type G-man? Hence, the under(space optional)cover that noodles its way into many of my comments.
There are no less than three triple-dog-dare-ya’ double-entendre hits in this comment. In case you’re keeping track…
LMAO
Well, Gloria and I share a fascination with certain G-quality unmentionables. Since we have opposing points of view on said unmentionables while maintaining similar end-goals relating to the utilization and maximization of G, we often find ourselves in the middle of a verbal tit-for-tat with dares and double-entendres.
— game on Gloria. (now I just need to think of something clever to say)
Hey, Zack! Great to see you here at Gloria’s place. Hope she put out a nice spread for you. Oops. Never mind. 😉
I love the diversity of the writers that I meet, and respect/admire how they use what drives them to full effect. It makes perfect sense that you write in that genre, and I love having this additional insight into why you do what you do.
Although I haven’t read your books, not being a fan of horror, it seems to me that the pain and cruelty you put in your stories has a point (e.g., make you hate the villains, identify more closely with the hero, and for cathartic effect), rather than being gratuitous. More power to you for that.
I’m a sensitive reader/viewer, so my interests lay in writing cozy mysteries, but I’m totally on board with making the bad guys pay! *fist bump*
Congrats, Zack, and best of luck with the series!
~Kathy
Wicked, wicked woman, K.B. ….hope she put out a nice spread…
I’m not a fan of horror either, but I’m a fan of Zack’s. He’s featuring guest posts from authors on Pen of the Damned. When I comment on those, I use the handle, Pen of the Saucy.
And, I agree. It’s great to meet writers of different genres. I’m quite the cozy mystery fan now, thanks to Dangerous and Unseemly.
Nope. No need to explain why I find the title of your debut novel compelling.
Wicked, wicked woman, or
Astute, astute woman…. ??
Come on Miss Saucy! 😉
Pen of the Saucy. I’m sure it’s purple. *snort*
Kathy! It’s great to be the one pulling the reigns and stoking the furnace at Gloria’s place. When does she not put out a nice spread? I just wish somebody would have told me how hot it can get over here. 😉
You are right. As odd as it might sound, I can’t stand gratuitous violence in literature. I DO write about pain and cruelty, but it has a purpose.
*fist bump* (loved the fist bump Kathy)
Thank you so much! By the way, I watched the trailer for your book. Very cool!
Zack…
That’s great, Zack – thanks for watching the trailer! So glad you liked it. And I knew all along you weren’t a gratuitous violence kinda guy.
So, let me get this straight: you didn’t know how HOT it gets over here at Pen of the Saucy?! Dude, you need to apply those G-Man instincts when you blog-case a joint, too. She ain’t playin’ over here. (Well, depends on what you consider “play”)
I thought for sure you would have surveyed the lay of the land and at least frisked the lady…just as a precaution, of course.
**There I go again** **Let’s play find-the-double-entendres**
So now, look what happens…she’s got you stoking her furnace.
**I need a back-up drummer/cymbal guy for all these awful double-e’s, LOL. 😉
In all honesty? I knew all too well. In fact Gloria asked me to please tone things down. Funny, she told me the same thing.
“Zack, I don’t play around.”
She requested that I stoke rather than frisk since the lay of the land was obviously ready for me to take things over.
Thanks for the double-entendre fodder!
(we need to have a button on the side that gives you that rimshot sound effect)
It wasn’t the lay of the land I hoped he’d frisk, K.B.
Just sayin’…
Must be those one-way mirrors. I suspect G-man likes to keep his eyes on the action.
No, K.B. What you need is some of that Maybe you Touched your Genitals hand sanitizer that’s one of the items featured on Jenny Jo Hansen’s site today.
Great interview Zack and Gloria. Loved getting to know more about Zack. Now I’ll have to go check out his blog…and book.
EEEEE! Thanks for visiting Char. And, yes, check out his book and his blog. I really L-O-V-E the ones featured in linky-love.
What does it mean when my spell-adjust tries to change linky-love to kinky-love????
It means you have either (1) spent too much quality time with your cell phone, (2) used the phrase so often it’s been added to your dictionary, or (3) both of the above.
You are WAY past due for that ocean experience in Cancun, my friend. And YKWIM. 😉
My phone? Pshhaw, that’s just silly talk. Quality time with a phone?
*holding phone close to face* “Don’t listen baby, you know how I feel…”
Why would I spend THAT kind of time with a phone?
*caressing side of phone while whispering tenderly* “You are so much more than a phone… I’ll make this up to you.”
It’s not like she… it could love me back!
*rubbing finger in slow circles around camera aperture* “I know you love me, shhh, let me finish this post and then we’ll snuggle.”
😉
Ah, Cancun, I can’t wait! Thanks for the reminder.
Whoa! Put those actions to good use on something other than your cell phone, G-Man. And YKWIM.
Hi Charissa!
Thanks. Check it out and let me know what you think!
Gloria and Zack! Nice work, eh? (I know how you love our “eh”s, Gloria …) After hearing so much about Zack and catching a few of your blogjack routines, it was good to learn more about the man here. Intriguing stuff that causes one to rush off to download. Thanks!
Thanks Patricia!!
I find intriguing to be more fun. 😀
If you happen to download something of mine, I value feedback, so any you might want to provide would be appreciated!
Gloria is an absolute hoot, and I’ve enjoyed spending time with her readers.
😀
Working here, ack! So I’m super late to the glob. Just reading some of Zack’s responses gives me chills as I anticipate the dark fantasy of his book. Nice job not telling too much about the plot, but making us want to dip our toes into the black pool.
Hey Jessica!
Nothing wrong with being late. Chills are GREAT!
Please dip your toes into the black pool. I hope you enjoy it. There will be many more places where you can dip into the dark pool of my imagination.
One book under my belt (plenty of lessons learned), a second book just returned from an editor (which I didn’t have for the first book), and then with ideas ideas running around in my head like rabbits with Viagra, I should hopefully be putting the chills on for years to come!
😉
Nice interview. Definitely stoked my interest to check out Zack’s writings. I am a fantasy and horror fan so this sounds really interesting.
Hey, Phil! Thanks for visiting. I signed up for your blog, but I am not getting email notices. Be-bopping over there now to see what shenanigans you’ve been up to.
Thanks Phil! I would be very interested in any feedback on my writing. Sorry for taking so long to respond to this.
I can’t believe I’m just now seeing this! You snuck this in while I was offline in Texas. Love the interview, and I love seeing the friendship and the blogjacking routine that you and Zack have developed. Online pals are THE BEST. 🙂
Online pals ARE the best. Gloria rocks!
It takes two to rock the BJ’s, G-man!
😉
Hey Zack, great interview. I enjoyed getting to know you, male writers fascinate me. Best wishes on the success of your book.
Thanks Hildie!
It was nice to be able to get myself out there. I LOVE to write. Thank you for the “best wishes”, I appreciate it. Hopefully the 2nd book does well.
Oh, Zack, Zack, Zack…
…it was nice to be able to get myself out there…
Really? You unintentionally used that wording in a comment? Worse. You did it on my blog?
According to reliable sources, whom I can not name (but, you know who you are, ZK), you frequently take the opportunity to get yourself out there.
😉 What??? Okay, I loved the chance you gave me to really expose myself. 😀 Yeah, I do try to get as much exposure as I can, but what else can a struggling author do? IYKWIM
*predatory grin*
HILDIE! Thanks for visiting. I’m woefully delinquent on visiting your
globB-L-O-G. I’ll be over the next time you hit my inbox. I’m back on the Social Media joy ride.Your comment? Are you certain you didn’t mean to say, “…male
writers fascinate me…?”Just sayin’. I know you write some hot, hot stuff.
You know, this whole premise intrigued me, so I’m going to HAVE to add it to my pile of must read books. It sort of sounds like a much darker version of Frank E Peretti’s Darkness series… So glad I decided not to just clear out my email box, but backtrack, instead! 😀
Kitt, ma cherie, thank you so much.
If you do end up reading it, or the sequel which is now out (Realm Crossing), I would be very interested in hearing your feedback.
SKA-WEEEE, G-man! Glad you’re able to access your comments and reach out to touch your fans.
[That tickles! Stop! Don’t stop! ;-)]
wink-wink nudge-nudge
There’s nothing quite like the sense of touch 😉
(have a bit time available this weekend)
De rien, mon ami. 😉 I would be happy to share my feedback with you.
😀
Merci! That would be wonderful
on se parle bientôt