SPRITZERS FOR TWO IN THE LOO…More Cowbell UnPoopular Cure


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Dear Mama Jen,

How are you? I am fine. The weather has been good. My lower-bunk roommate has cooties and she snores.

No $h poop!

That is not why I’m writing. I’m writing because I need money miss you.

And, I need money.

On my first outing at Camp Snarky Glob, That Gloria Person (code name GLOP) got us in trouble.

Dudes who trap wildlife do not like it when a car stops behind their parked truck that has its frigging back-up lights on(!).

They lower the truck window with caution when the driver of the car blocking escape jumps out of her car and runs to the driver’s door, shaking her iPhone and me.

Whodathunkit, right?

securedownload (12)We can come out of hiding when we make a public apology to the really hot dude who traps beavers for a living.

This was supposed to happen today.

But, GLOP got all a-twitter about something you were gonna say and she put it off!

She has pictures. Send money help!

I am in hiding. THE DUDE WHO TRAPS BEAVERS IS HOWLING FOR HIS PUBLIC APOLOGY. <=== Desperate shouty capitals.

What did you do to stop that, Mama Jen?

What could be more important that my freedom, self-esteem, and will to clang?


More Cowbell

We Drove Off Topic and Onto the Porcelain Pot 

Hi! GLOP here.

Last week, I was all full of poop myself, glee-riddled that I had a glob post ready for today.

I tweeted MORE COWBELL’s Mama (@JennyHansenCA) calling DIBS on the PooPourri commercial for a future post.

untitled (2)What’s not to love about a commercial titled GIRLS DON’T POOP (with actor Bethany Woodruff)?

What’s not to love about a product that guarantees small children won’t enter the Loo and comment “Ew! Someone just pooped!”

[And, all one can do is sit quietly, hoping they won't see my One's feet.]

What’s not to love about the fabulously funny PooPourri commercial?

Nothing. That’s what’s wrong with it.


And, that is the reason Jenny Hansen, The Queen of Potty Humor got to it first.

[To see the video More Cowbell featured yesterday, click the Linky-Love <==== here!]

[Erm. I was reminded yesterday by my bestie, Sherry Isaac -- of Psychological Sizzle fame, that she called DIBS on this commercial months ago. DIBS has little value in the cutthroat world of blogging.]

The Poop Support Shopping Spree

Jenny posts about whack-a-doodle topics and products.

I purchase those products.

This time was no different.

Except, it was.

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